Feb 16 2012
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I think I may be a bit of a smart ass….
So I was talking with my dad on the phone the other day, and the subject of my neighbors in my apartment complex came up. He asked if I ever talked to any of them. My response? Well my response went some like this:
“Nope I’ve never talked to any of them. But there is a very good and valid reason why I’ve never talked to any of them. I wanted to prove I am not a serial killer. Think about, when they find a guy with 10 bodies in the basement the neighbors always say “aww he was a nice guy. Always saying hi and being real friendly.” That’s the reason why I’ve never talked to any of them, it’s because I am not a serial killer……”
Yeah I am pretty proud of some of the stuff that comes out of my mouth at times.
