Yoga Pants…
Yup this is actually about yoga pants…..
Okay can we slow down a bit with the yoga pants and spandex pants? Look I know they are supposed to be comfortable and I know they show off your ass. That’s fine, but can we just not wear them for every occasion?
This is like the Northface jacket plague that hit my undergrad a few years ago. These people look like they are all in one giant cult because everyone is wearing the same damn thing………………
Okay let’s get back to the yoga/spandex pants. Look as a guy, I love them. BUT. Like anything too much of a good thing becomes a bad thing, or at least an annoyance. Which is why when I see yoga pants now, I just think “O….. I guess that’s nice.”
Okay so you may be wondering what got me annoyed enough to make a negative post about yoga pants. Well yesterday while walking up the stairs I had the “pleasure” of seeing a girl with the least flattering yoga pants ever. They were riding so far up, I thought they were going to split the poor girl in two. And they were so tight, you got to see ripples and jiggles in the X,Y, and Z direction………… What I saw wasn’t sexy, it was painful.
